Friday, April 1, 2022

Shooting Off Promises

 

Shooting Off Promises

Noel Laflin

3-31-22



 

When Zia and I were telling Jamie stories today, as friends do to console one another in times of grief, he told me about their last two outings together and how they involved the promise of a gun. Jaime thought everyone should have a gun for protection and told Zia that he'd get him one.

 

Zia, knowing that his wife would not be thrilled to have one around the house, told Jaime to get him a small one, if he really intended to make good on his promise. He figured it would never happen anyway, so he was safe from having to worry about what his wife would say.

 

So they met one day late last summer, on other business, and Jamie produced from the trunk of his car some kind of monster firearm, that had neither registration nor safety. He said it was perfect for Zia.

 

Zia gave the weapon back, of course, apologizing - as only Zia can (it's an endearing quality of his) - so Jaime promised a little gun on their next visit, of which there never was, unfortunately, as it was a stroke, and not bad guys, that took his life a month later.

 

Had he lived, and knowing Jaime, I bet it would have been a bazooka.

 

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