Thursday, October 30, 2014

Lost Ladybug Land

Lost Ladybug Land
Noel Laflin
October 30, 2014



We were on our way to Point Imperial, Cape Royal and many other spectacular sights along the North Rim of the Grand Canyon when we spotted the small glade.  I am not sure why we pulled over to investigate, but am grateful that we did so all of these many years later.

Now in my opinion, anytime spent visiting anywhere within or atop or even remotely near the Grand Canyon is time well spent.  And this particular trip, back in the summer of 1992, was no exception.


Hidden somewhat from the road, our glade could have stood double for a scene from fairyland.  There were magnificent, towering pines, meadow grasses, a bubbling spring, and wildflowers galore.  The rest of our merry band jumped from the van and joined in exploration.
 
And that is when the first ladybug landed on the back of my hand.  She was soon joined by another and then another.  I looked at my friends and noted that they too were harboring the tiny red and black beetles – and more were landing everywhere.  Soon, our arms and legs were swathed in brilliant color.  We had become very much the epitome of living, breathing, walking pieces of art.
 
Looking about, we saw fallen trees and stumps covered and transformed in color by the masses of these tiny insects.  The air was brimming with the miniature creatures as well, wings fluttering at eighty-five beats per second.

So we lingered in our secret garden and marveled at the spectacle in red and black.  We could have stayed longer, but majestic views and a canyon sunset beckoned. Specks of black and red flew out the open windows as we sped off down the road.  Well wishes of 'Fly away home' were repeated time and again.

I have been back several times along that very road over the years and have always kept an eye out for that well-hidden glade.  I have not found it again.  

I fear the ladybugs just up and carried it away no doubt.  There certainly were enough of them to do so.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Treasured Time

Treasured Time
Noel Laflin
10-23-14


Cleaning out the garage can be very therapeutic, not to mention rewarding.

I did not intend on doing it – the cleanup that is - but the promise of finding and forwarding on a few old letters from a friend, written, sent and saved over forty-five years ago led to it – eventually.

Now, I have written the story about the finding of those letters already, so I won’t go into that much further.  What I want to touch on today – these three months later – are some of the other treasures, both big and small that have now seen the light of day once more.

So, here’s a partial listing: 

The letters in question, of course, both found and forwarded on.  Thus, a promise kept.  

Letters from a brother also in Viet Nam.  He too is interested in reading them once again.  They have been set aside just for that purpose.

Letters from my mom, sister, and long-lost friends have been found, re-read, laughed at and in some instances cried over, as I sat cross-legged on an old box or the coolness of the garage floor. Many hours were spent in just such a state of repose. 

Photos by the thousands were unearthed.  Some tossed – many kept.  Friends and family have seen the initial result of these discoveries on Facebook.  Don’t sweat it, however, as there is enough ammunition here for a life-time of future postings.

Some long-lost teddy bears have a place of honor in the house once more.

A once forgotten coin clock runs once again and is proudly displayed in the upstairs powder room.

My father’s grandmother’s clock is now at the clock repair shop.  My dad made the piece in adult woodshop nearly fifty years ago.  My brother-in-law is sending me some supplies to help restore damage to its faded mahogany base.  The clock itself stopped running some twenty years ago and then sat in my father’s garage until his death.  It’s been in my garage ever since.  No more, however!  Space has been allocated near the top of the stairs for its re-installation, come November.  The clock repair guy needs a month to do the job and test out its timekeeping accuracy.  As I’ve waited this long already, what’s another week or so?  Westminster chimes will never again sound so sweet.

A grandfather’s clock has also been partially restored.  Once I find both the space and the money for its internal repair (it’s not cheap, by the way) then it too will be moved indoors.  Its chimes are deep and melodious as well.  It was a great find at one of the antique stores in downtown Orange some twenty years ago.  I need to talk to my brother-in-law about stains needed to repair a darker wood color on the base of this giant as well.  Glad he is in the wood refinishing repair business.  Wish I had a relative who was in the clock repair business ...

A classic bolo tie was found and is ready to be worn – perhaps at the next wedding I am to officiate come December.

My mother’s silver plated tea set now graces one of the old antique sideboards in the dining room. 

A box of pristine white bath towels was unearthed, laundered and currently being put to good use.

Goodwill Industries gained the following: Three hundred books, a 32 inch TV, countless bags of clothes, twenty-five old board games (I never liked Up Words or Stratego that much anyway), appliances, computer parts, glassware, shoes, old Betty Boop toys, three heavy duty Christmas tree stands, and an Ab-Buster device (I find walking to be a much better alternative), etc.

The professional shredding company down the street disposed of five overflowing large file boxes; goodbye old checks, pay stubs, ancient work documents, etc.

The large recycle and trash bins, placed ever so faithfully at the curb each Wednesday for the past three months, can now stand down for a bit.

And lastly, twenty-seven stories were written during this three-month time frame; many inspired by the findings in my garage.  I think I need to do some more cleaning.  It seems to be good therapy for the mind as well.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Second Grade Trouble

Second Grade Trouble
Noel Laflin
10-21-14


The final bell rang – lunch was over.  My best friend, Gary Dix, and I ran back to the classroom and took our usual seats in the back of the room.  We were still snickering just a bit.  We had been up to no good obviously.

And before you could even say ‘Uh-oh, I told you so,’ Pricilla’s pretty little hand shot straight into the air.

“Miss Davang,” she announced for the entire second grade class to hear, “Noel and Gary have firecrackers!”

Unfortunately for Gary and me, she was right.

“Noel, Gary, please come to the front of the class and see me,” Miss Davang responded coolly.

“I saw Noel selling them to Gary at lunch time,” the little snitch added, smirking from the safety of her seat.  Her father was the Anaheim Union School District’s Superintendent of Education.  I bet she’d have something to brag about at dinner tonight, I thought dimly, as I made my way to Miss Davang’s desk at the head of the classroom.

“Boys,” Miss Davang began, “Did I understand Pricilla correctly – do you have firecrackers here at school?”

Gary and I looked at one another and decided right then and there that the jig was up.  Gary took the three Black Cat firecrackers out of his pocket and laid them on the teacher’s desk.  I unloaded the dozen or so still in my pockets, along with the nickel I’d scored off of the three that I had sold Gary behind the classroom just twenty minutes before.  We never saw Miss Nosey Tattletale catching the deal go down apparently.

Well, disappointment was written all over Miss Davang’s face as she marched Gary and me straightaway to the principal’s office.   I had to confess how I’d lifted the small black polytechnic devices from my brother’s stash, in hopes of making my fortune at school.  I had several other deals lined up but they never had a chance of coming to fruition unfortunately.

The final bell rang and Mr. Roberts made it plain that phone calls to our parents were forthcoming.  Our loot was confiscated and we were ordered to go home henceforth.  It was the longest walk of my life.

I faintly remember my mother chasing me back down the street once she caught sight of me dragging my sorry butt up the driveway – I guess Mr. Roberts had made good on his promise of that phone call.

There was then the LONGEST wait of my life as I pondered what my father and brother were going to say and do to me, respectively, once they got home.

Well, my father expressed his disappointment by grounding me.  He then went on to criticize both my brother and me for possessing illegal firecrackers in the first place.  I tried the defense of stating that they were not mine.  As I had stolen them from my brother, that play did not work so well. So then Bobby tried to defend his right to own them as he had acquired them in another state.  But neither argument swayed my father.  Didn’t we know that they were against the law, blah, blah, blah. When he confiscated Bobby's remaining brick of firecrackers, just to prove his point, I then had to contend with my brother’s wrath.  There were times like these that I really wish that I had a room of my own.

To sum it all up, mom was mad; dad was disappointed; Bobby was pissed.  And, I was the least popular kid at the dinner table that evening.

I would have gotten past the whole sad childhood affair much sooner than I did, had we all not been reminded with the midnight explosions coming from our own front yard each New Year’s Eve.  They must have gone on for the next ten years or so as dad had a pretty good supply of firecrackers at his disposal.








Monday, October 20, 2014

Fish and Herbs

Fish and Herbs
Noel Laflin
10-20-14



We spotted the lone fisherman as we rounded a gentle curve in the Zambezi.  He was squatting by the riverbank, looking as if he might be napping.  The man was dark and leathery and indeterminate of age.  There were several long spears thrust into the sand leaning out over the lapping waves displaying his catch – dried fish.  Our oarsman rowed for shore. 

After very little bartering, I secured a fish for myself.  It had cost me a small packet of magic markers.  The man of indeterminate age seemed content with the trade.  I was more than happy with the deal as well, as I began to tear off strips of the succulent bass-like fish and devour them right there on the sand - squatting, in similar fashion, next to my host . His toothless grin and my yummy sounds were all you needed to know that both parties were more than satisfied with the transaction.

Meanwhile, just a short stretch down the beach, Betty Lou of Texas was conducting a different trade of her own.  It would seem that the fisherman’s wife had herbs for sale – marijuana, to be precise.

By the end of Betty Lou’s barter, she walked away with a large brown shopping bag half filled with the pungent weed.  It had cost her a packet of magic markers, a box of crayons and a small pocket mirror.  Both she and the wife also seemed quite satisfied with the negotiations.  In fact, Betty Lou seemed absolutely radiant.  She was also giggling like hell and soon zeroing in on my fish as the fisherman’s wife had obligingly allowed the big Texan a sampling of her product before the deal was done.
 
Our small group was soon underway once more, keeping a lackadaisical eye out for a camping site for the night.  Others on board, who like myself had gone for the fish deal, were still happily munching away.  Betty Lou, on the other hand, just had the munchies.