I Think it was the Backstroke
Noel Laflin
3-6-22
Wondering
where I might have set my reading glasses, I start the hunt upstairs – but to
no avail. Sure, there are other pairs
scattered about in convenient locations, but it’s a matter of principal, not to
mention, pride, that I find the favorite pair.
Downstairs,
I wander, and in my search for the missing glasses come across a near-empty
roll of toilet paper off the master bath. Checking the cupboard, I find it to
be empty of backup reinforcements, thus moving over to the guest bathroom
cupboard (which has plenty of toilet paper and for which I intend to steal a
few rolls for bathroom number one), but first notice that there’s a spider
doing the breast stroke in this toilet.
Grabbing the
toilet bowl brush, I rescue the spider, tap her into the trash can – knowing that
she’ll soon dry off and climb her way out to freedom once more – but notice
that the toilet needs a good brushing as the water calcium ring catches my eye
(who needs glasses to notice that?), so I open the cupboard to look for the pumice
stick, which will take off the offending water ring, only to be surprised by
the numerous extra rolls of toilet paper, which, in turn, reminds me as to why
I came to the guest bathroom in the first place.
So as not to
forget the original errand – other than looking for glasses - I take out
several rolls as my reminder to restock the other bathroom cupboard. Finally
locating the pumice stick, I take care of the water ring, notice the spider
making her way over the edge of the trash can, wish her well, grab the rolls of
toilet paper set out as my reminder as to why I was there in the first place,
return to bathroom number one, restock that cupboard, replenish the near-empty
roll, and wander back upstairs, take my chair, and try to read the message
recently dinged to my phone, only to wonder where my reading glasses might have
wandered off to.
Scratching
my head in consternation, I find the glasses firmly perched there all the
while.
Consequently
(and happily, I might add), I am now able to write of my brief Sunday morning
adventure and actually see what I am typing.
And in the
process, I saved a spider, cleaned a toilet bowl, and replenished near-empty toilet
roll reserves as well. So there is all
that to be proud of, too, I suppose.
If I can
remember where I left the good camera, I’ll eventually wander outside and see
what needs taken care there, and hopefully remember that the eventually-found
camera (which will be hiding, slung across my left shoulder) might actually come
in handy.