Of Moose and Men – A Near Grizzly
Tale
Part II in Travels with Bobby
Noel Laflin
3-27-15
Ultimately,
our goal was Canada.
But it’s not
at all certain whether my young friend, Bobby Handley, and I would have made it
there, let alone me be telling you about it today, had it not been for long-ago, lingering light and cold beer.
Without those seemingly unrelated preoccupations, well, suffice to say
we could have ended up being squished by a thousand pound bull moose – and then squished just a little more by the moose’s three hundred pound calf (give or take a
hundred pounds, I’m guessing).
Regardless, one or the other would have been bad enough in my estimation
– but both! Oh, good lord, that would
have made for an interesting obituary indeed.
But, it did not happen, happily.
We did see Canada after all.
Young Bobby
Handley and I were on a two-week road trip throughout much of the West back in
the summer of 1977. Our main objective
was to visit my sister, who was working in Yellowstone National Park and then
head north to Calgary, travel west to the coast and then drive south through
Washington, Oregon and the near length of California. In route to Yellowstone, we had made camp in
both Zion National Park as well as an elk refuge just outside of The Grand
Tetons and Snake River region. Although
Zion and Yellowstone were both free of calamity, we were nearly run over in our
sleep by a massive logging truck in the Tetons. But, that tale has already been
told.
So, back to
this one: having just completed a memorable two-day visit with my sister, Bobby
and I headed north, wanting to spend at least one night in Glacier National
Park before crossing the border. And
even though it was nine in the evening when we got that first majestic view of
those snow-capped peaks and blue, blue lake below us, the summer light was
still incredibly bright.
A campsite
was paid for, the old trusty nylon pup tent erected once more and the beer
cooler set upon the picnic table – all in practiced, quick fashion.
And thus we
sat upon that table, Bobby and me, toasting the bright summer northern night,
and putting off crawling within our flimsy abode as it was too bright to sleep,
you see, and just too darn pretty to call it a night just yet.
Thus it was
probably well into the third or fourth beer that we were startled by a loud
crashing of tree branches directly behind us.
A bull
moose, with antlers the size of Canada, emerged from the woods and proceeded to
walk directly across our poor pup tent – and I mean to say he walked the entire
length of it, crushing it beneath his might hooves. Bleating plaintively behind him was moose
junior, who also took the same route as dad, scampering across our sorry
tent.
My young
friend and I sat transfixed upon our picnic table, which was not more than a
foot or two from the formerly erect, but now flat-as-a-pancake tent, as the
pair passed - soon drifting into the next section of the forest, crashing away at
every branch and bush in their path.
Without so
much as saying a word to one another – once the coast was clear and free of moose
– we located and then lifted the entrance of our mangled tent, withdrew our
sleeping bags and placed one atop and one beneath the sturdy wooden picnic
table.
We then
withdrew more cans of beer and despite the lingering twilight, decided to call
it a night after all and took to our makeshift anti-moose-mincemeat, hard-as-a-picnic-table bunker beds.
About three
the next morning we were awakened by the sniffing and snorting of a rather
large bear pawing at the flat-as-a-pancake tent.
Words were
uttered this time by both young Bobby and me (short, guttural, and to the point
type language), as we grabbed our sleeping bags and dived into the car, which
was parked but feet away, gratefully.
Ultimately,
we arrived in Canada much sooner than expected.
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