Wednesday, August 14, 2024

Haunted by Humans

 

Haunted by Humans

Noel Laflin

8-14-24

I finished Markus Zusak’s novel, “The Book Thief” late last night and cried.

Again.

The final chapter brought fresh tears to a story that I have read at least five times over the last dozen years.

Now, some I know never read a book twice.

Some don’t care for books whatsoever.

Too many these days think it’s their moral obligation to ban books.

But I crave a good story – and when it’s good enough I feel no shame in reading it again and again.

I mean, Liesel Meminger read her first stolen book, “The Grave Diggers Handbook” thirteen times according to the narrator.

And the narrator, Death personified, read Liesel’s book thousands of time, or so he tells us.

So five readings is hardly a drop in the bucket.

I recommended the book to a former teacher of mine eleven years ago. I remember telling him that if he couldn’t make time for the book, the movie was still in theaters. It’s nowhere as good as the book, I told him, but it would at least give him the gist of the story.

He was a favorite teacher of mine and I thought it nice to direct him to the story of Liesel, Rudy, Hans, Rosa, Max, Death, and a fine assorted cast of supporting characters.

My former teacher called me a week later to yell at me for making him cry, as he’d just returned from the movie theater.

I remember making the man cry when I was Liesel and Rudy’s age, too.

It was due to a story that I had created about a son and his mother.  The summer school drama assignment was to read the piece to music.

With the lights darkened, the door closed, the summer heat held at bay outside, I choose Percy Faith’s haunting rendition from the movie “Westside Story” and spoke about a death.

Even at fourteen, I knew how to twist the heartstrings and wrangle an A for a final assignment.

“God damn it, Noel, you really know how to turn on the waterworks,” he bellowed, wiping his tears away as he quickly left the classroom, leaving the rest of us in darkness, the needle of the record skipping and skipping as it wanted to return to its resting place or at least play the violins once more.

I reminded him of the incident from forty-five years prior on the day he yelled at me (but in a loving way) regarding “The Book Thief.”

My old mentor would be carried away in the arms of Death a year later.

And then it was my turn to yell (but in a quiet, loving way) and let the waterworks flow.

To quote Death: “I am haunted by humans.”

 

 

 

Friday, August 2, 2024

Blood and Lies

 

Blood and Lies

Noel Laflin

7-22-24

 

When I was fifteen, and the boy I had fallen head over heels with was just shy of sixteen, we exchanged a ring for a watch and pressed bloody fingers together - "Blood brothers for life!," we swore.

 

I would have liked to have sealed the deal with a kiss, but he said he wasn't quite ready to do that again due to a lack of cheap alcohol at hand. So, kissing was off the table (due to sobriety), but the nicking and pressing of flesh was okay, apparently - and as the blade was clean (he held it under the flame of a Zippo just to make sure), and it would be another decade or more before the worry of tainted blood would even be a concern, we were good. We were both young and dumb anyway, so, of course, we were more than good. We were now brothers for fuck sake ... and, consequently, invincible.

 

Afterwards, when I took off my ring (it was silver, encircled with mythical thunderbirds) and put it on his right ring finger, and he, in turn, took off his watch (it even showed the date - how cool is that!) and put it on my left wrist, he leaned in close and whispered, "Kissing may be off the table right now, but lips placed elsewhere ... are still okay, just so you know."

 

I nodded enthusiastically and told him that I'd take the compromise.

 

"Kissing is so overrated," I whispered back.

 

Then I snuck one in when he wasn't looking.

 

I can be such a liar.