Sock it to Me
Noel Laflin
11-16-24
I
went to my good friend Joanie's 90th birthday party today - and as expected, it
was a walk down memory lane with old Scouting friends going back nearly 50
years together.
While getting ready to head over to the party I
distinctly remember taking out a clean pair of socks to put on upstairs where I
keep my shoes.
Well, twenty minutes go by, I realize it's time
to put on my sneakers and head out, but I can't find my socks. Thinking I am
loosing it again (happens daily with things like this), I eventually give up
the search, grab a new pair, put on shoes and go to the party.
I am at the party chatting with the birthday
girl when one of her sons pulls me aside to ask if there was some significance
to the pair of socks draped over my shoulder.
"So that's where they went!" I
exclaimed, more happy to have solved the riddle as to where I had left them, as
opposed to the embarrassment of having to explain why they were there in the
first place.
Joanie's son just shook his head and wandered
off.
I was simply giddy with relief - and then
removed the socks from my shoulder and stuffed them in my back pocket.
As the story quickly spread from there, I just
thought I should tell my side of things first and avoid further confusion that
I am certain will be following me in the days to come.
I will be looking over my shoulder, too, no
doubt, just in case such confusion decides to sneak up on me again.