Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Ransom for Teddy

Ransom for Teddy
Noel Laflin
9-22-14

It was generally assumed that camp staff scoundrels made off with the old black and white teddy bear when the program director was not looking that Sunday afternoon in late August long ago.  Most agreed that it was a dastardly kidnapping indeed – a first in Camp Ahwahnee’s long and honored history.  And, it was such a shame as it was the closing week for an otherwise outstanding camping season.

A crude hand-written note was left behind on the young man’s upper bunk in place of the bear.  It threatened that the frayed, stuffed old critter, which stood no more than a foot high, would never see the light of day unless a ransom was raised.  And there was a deadline as well.  The young camp counselor squinted in the darkness of the dim cabin light and read the note several times before he eventually slumped to the edge of the bed, note still in hand.  Had you been there you would had heard him sigh.
 
In the sunlit forest, not too far away, a battered old shoe box, carefully wrapped in thick plastic bags, lay recently buried beneath a stately Jeffrey pine tree.  Scattered pine needles disguised the shallow grave.  The spot was marked with a discarded film canister pushed half way down into the dark rich earth.

Much later that night, a shadowy figure crept into the camp’s deserted dark room.  An hour hence the mystery man emerged, turned off the photo enlarger and killed the safety light.  He locked up behind him while carrying something in hand.  The loner was last seen headed for the darkened assembly area.

So the high jinks were now on.  Despite the darker nature of the prank, the goal of the teddy-kidnapping was to raise funds for the children’s charity that the camp staff backed each year.  And, as was assumed by most of the staff, it was a most creative way to mess with their boss, the program director - the very guy responsible for the introduction of said charity several years before.  They generally collected about fourteen dollars a month – typically spare change dropped into the old Folgers coffee can in the trading post.  It was enough to keep that poor girl in India off the streets, fed, clothed, and in school.  She wrote thank you letters to her Camp Ahwahnee benefactors each year. She also enclosed photos of herself, school and meager belongings.  The young girl had a sweet smile.

The ransom note was read at the general assembly of the troops gathered in front of the flag pole that Monday morning.  It stated that unless one hundred and forty dollars was raised by Saturday morning - enough to keep the poor girl in India fed, clothed, and schooled until the next summer camp session commenced -  the bear was toast.  A black and white eight-by-ten photo of the old black and white panda bear, shown stuffed in a shoe box, had been mysteriously taped to the flag pole.  Kids and staff gathered about to study the evidence in the early morning light. No one knew who had placed the photo there.

The old Folgers coffee can, recently liberated from the trading post, was passed about.  A tinkling of coins could be heard in offering.  By the end of the meal a tally was announced.  Fourteen dollars and sixty-five cents had been collected.  Words of condolence were whispered to the bear’s owner as he walked out of the dining hall shaking his head and looking crestfallen – yet brave.   It was bandied about that he’d had that bear all his life. It had been a gift from Santa long, long ago, or so it was rumored. He always brought it to camp as a touchstone to his youth.  'The poor man,' many sighed, going about their chores that last week in camp.

On Tuesday morning more photos of the bear, now shown with a tattered Scout neckerchief loosely tied about his black button eyes, were found tacked to various camp buildings.  By Tuesday night the grand tally for the ransom had reached twenty-nine dollars and ninety-six cents.
 
Come Wednesday, photos of a bear in miniature handcuffs could be found tacked to the pool fence.  The collection grew to sixty-five dollars by the end of the evening meal.

Thursday morning broke with campers and staff finding new photos of the bear’s head shrouded in a tiny black hood, handcuffed, blindfolded and still stuffed in an old shoe box.  Funds collected for the charity/ransom reached one hundred and four dollars. 

Friday morning bore witness to final eight-by-ten black and whites plastered about camp and staff hill.  The image was simply that of a shoe box, with cover now loosely in place, lowered into a hole in the ground.  A black and white bear paw stuck out from beneath the box’s lid.  As it was a close-up, no incriminating details of where said burial were available.  The clinking, chinking, plunking of coins rattled about in the old coffee tin once more.  Some of the change hitting bottom were muffled by the cushioning of paper money.  By meal’s end, a new tally was announced.  The ransom funds had grown to a total of one hundred and twenty-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents.
 
At the Saturday morning assembly, Scouts and staff gathered for their last meal together.  The old coffee can made the rounds of the crowded mess hall one last time.

Members of the trading post staff dumped the latest contents on a hastily cleared table in order to do the tallying.  Amongst  the pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters and occasional one-dollar bills, they discovered a tiny sealed envelope addressed to the program director.  They passed the envelope his way while they scribbled down some numbers and quickly did the math on an old napkin.  When finished, it too was then passed along to the program director.  He looked at the napkin, smiled, and climbed atop the table.  There was dead silence in the place.

He announced that the most recent passing of the can had netted an additional twenty dollars and seventeen cents.  The goal had been surpassed.  The charity fund was solvent for the next ten months.

Loud cheering reverberated throughout the old tin hall.

Silence was quickly called for once again, as the young man straddling the table opened the envelope addressed to him.  He scanned its message and read it aloud.  It congratulated the campers and staff for having successfully raised the money needed in order to secure the bear’s whereabouts and release from captivity.  Attached was a crudely drawn map.  It also noted that there was a shovel leaning against the outside wall of the mess hall.  The note suggested that it be grabbed on the way out.

With map, shovel, and sixty kids in tow, the program director bounded across the parade grounds, went down the old dirt road and finally delved into a secluded patch of sunlit woods.  He did some glancing of the map and pacing about until the toe of his boot tripped over a half-buried plastic film canister.

He grabbed the shovel and carefully dug into the recently turned earth.  The blade struck something not too far below the surface.  The young man tossed the shovel and gently brushed dirt and pine needles aside.  He brought forth an old shoe box wrapped in plastic.

Loud cheering sent a covey of quail flying across the creek. 

Later that night, after the place had emptied, one could find the camp’s program director addressing a letter.  He placed a recently purchased money order and a quickly scribbled note within.  Before sealing the envelope, the young man took the note out and opened it for one last read through.  He turned to the bear sitting on the bunk bed beside him and read aloud.

“Please find the enclosed check for one hundred and fifty dollars and sixteen cents.  Our next donation will occur  in July, 1977.   You would not believe to what lengths I had to go in order to secure these funds.  But it was worth it.  The old trusted friend sitting beside me is a bear of few words, but he sends his regards and best wishes.  And, he looks none the less for wear despite being buried alive for a week in the woods.”

He replaced the note back in the envelope  along with a folded over eight-by-ten black and white photo of an old teddy bear sitting jauntily atop a shoe box.  You would swear that bear was smiling. The young man sighed.
 
A stamp was put in place and a return address hastily written in the upper left corner.  The handwriting bore an uncanny resemblance to that found on a tiny envelope mysteriously placed in an old coffee can earlier that day - not to mention a crudely penned ransom note. 


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